Houdini sex

The act of having sex in dangerous situations where the goal is to achieve climax for either or both parties before meeting there doom.

Look there's a train coming down these tracks in 15 minutes let's have Houdini sex .

by Piggy22 December 3, 2017

Super Houdini

when you spit on your girls back, trow a blanket, it sticks, she looks at you, then you nut in her face

Jake: i banged my bitch last night
you: What did you do?
Jake: I Super Houdini'd that thot

by anuslokker October 1, 2018

Houdini titties

When a girls tits are so big that when you titty fuck her your dick disappears.

That girl has got Houdini titties.

by The real Cookie Monster. October 7, 2013

Houdini Shitbox

Also called Pavlov’s Butthole, whenever this person has to do work they will feel the sudden urge to take an hour-long shit.

Mr. Houdini Shitbox strikes again!

by tytech038 March 21, 2022

hand houdini

A hand job

she gave me some hand houdini

by OakleeTheKid January 31, 2018

Houdini

Disappearing on your significant other for hours on end with no warning.

Friend A: Sorry about last night, I was asleep
Friend B: I thought you pulled a Houdini on me

by Maximus𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐢 October 29, 2021

Pulling a houdini

When you eat ever single thing in sight to the point you can so much mass you collapse in on yourself and form a black hole, the only time you not eating your busting a nut in you bedroom and yes Dinis I’m talking about you, your real name is Hudson you live at 46.03198° N, 118.31820° W and your a huskies fan

RUNNNN FLEE TO MARS HES PULLING A HOUDINI

by Deacon steal December 13, 2024