Facebook

A thing that only adults use

OMG Facebook is the best -Adults

by Farthest October 1, 2017

facebook

it's shit

XXXcoolGuyXXX: facebook is sh*t
redDRIPmoment: hell naw facebook is drip
*reddripmoment gets beaten up by everyone in the building*

by attack helicopter B) January 15, 2021

Facebook

It gives people depression.

Friend: Do you have depression?
Me: Of course I do. After all I use Facebook.

by KiLlLlLlLMeNoW February 21, 2017

Facebook

A website created by Mark Zuckerberg for polish people to take about sex and other shit. Also the home of "Sned bobs and vagene"

I post sex jokes to Facebook because I am bored. -Polish Farmer

by CommunisticWeeb420 December 28, 2018

Facebook

The meme graveyard, as well as old people's twitter.

Middle-Aged Man: "So, I was stalking this little girl's facebook the other day..."
Teen: "Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, but that was just another middle-aged man disguised as a little girl."

by I Write Definitions! February 8, 2018

Facebook

A website that poses as a medium for users to connect socially but is secretly a test of one's spelling, grammar, taste, maturity, and gullibility.

Person 1: Let's make Facebook profiles! This way we can connect with our friends!

Person 2: Sure! Let's just make sure to spell and construct sentences like we have progressed past the fourth grade. Oh, and let's also make sure not to post stupid pictures of ourselves that may ruin future career opportunities. OH! Also, we'd better not engage in stupid arguments or simply post things that we think sound cool or important without verifying their authenticity!

Person 1: ...well then maybe we should just avoid this, then.

by DarthGyro October 18, 2016

Facebook

The hot shit for boomers and slow gen xers(and very slow millenials and insanely ironic zoomers). It's also Zuckerberg's spyware machine.

Hon, nobody under 30 uses Facebook

by The Pasta Man October 1, 2020