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Calvin

A THICC BOY THAT IS MOST TIMES IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE NAMED Aurora
JEFF: I JUST HAD SEX WITH A MAN, HE WAS THE BEST CALVIN I HAVE EVER SEEN
AURORA: WTF JEFF
by Mrboabro November 10, 2019
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Calvin

A little bitch who tries to be a gangster but is a small wimp and carries around a knife to look cool.
Look at that little faggot throwing gang signs. What a calvin.
by Missa Pie January 5, 2025
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calvin

calvin is my best friend, the love of my life, my everything. he means so much to me way more than he’ll ever know. He is the most thoughtful, trustworthy, and all around amazing person i have ever met and that is nothing but the truth. Calvin makes me know that i’m the most lucky person on the planet, he’s always there for me and i know that i can always count on him. I love him so so much and i’ll always be by his side ready to fight any battles that come our way❤️
calvin is the most amazing person ever and i love him so much❤️
by ejp December 28, 2021
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Calvin

Hey dude it burns all of his bridges and tries to fuck anything with a heartbeat. Will use women for sex and manipulate them to pitying him for sex. Threatens to kill himself if you do not give him what he wants.
Guy 1: did you hear what Calvin did?
Guy 2: yeah didn’t he like fuck some chick when she said no?
Guy 1: yeah bro...wanna rape him?
Guy 2 : HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!
by Todd789 July 25, 2018
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Calvin

We don’t talk about “it”
Son: Dad there’s Calvin with a Jim Crow shirt on
Me: go gargle your fucking mouth with holy water
by Ruly January 11, 2019
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Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.
John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat
by funnynumber6969696969 May 4, 2023
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Calvin

Who is that high male? Its Calvin!
by bitchasshoe3 December 21, 2022
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