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mystery bus

A bus which comes to a bar or pub, when your in the toilets after about your 10th or 11th pint, and whisks away all the swamp donkeys, and leaves all the beautiful people behind.
"Well John, the mystery bus has certainly done it's round"
by Yuli March 10, 2004
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bred bus

An image of a bus used to stretch the page of a thread. Usually to counter complete fucktardery.
May actually be the only thing on the internet that didn't come from 4chan.
"hi im new 2 this site whats up?"

"LOL BRED BUS x9000"
by An0n. March 31, 2007
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the gusty bus

A situation where further argument will not change anyone's mind about an aesthetic preference.

A corruption of the Latin phrase "de gustibus non est disputandum", also "there's no disputing about taste" or, more familiarly, "there's no accounting for taste".
No matter how much you hated Synecdoche, NY, you can't make me think it was a bad movie, so I guess we're riding the gusty bus.
by wrongshore June 4, 2009
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bus bandit

A person who likes to masturbate in public, particularly on buses. They are usually creeps and may be a sex offender.
you know that guy that got caught masturbating on the bus? he's gonna be a bus bandit when he grows up!
by dashneo and wario kong June 5, 2011
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bus hugger

one who clings to technology and will fight for it's advancement.
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one who loves the bus that they ride on so much that they are willing to hug it, even if it is in motion. this event breaks bus hugger into two sub categories
1)Smart bus hugger:hugs the back of the bus
2)Dumb bus hugger:hugs front of the bus (there are not many of these left as they are all dead or hospitalized)
If she weren't such a bus hugger, we would have more trees in the Amazon.

He put his arms around the headlights, that dumb bus hugger.
by the guy who couldnt think August 10, 2008
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Bus fucked

3 or more buses entering an establishment in quick succession.
Look Burger King is getting bus fucked right now, lets go to McDonald's.
by Teacher Ted June 7, 2014
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Bus wanker

A person who uses a bus as a way of public transport is immediately referred to as a bus wanker
by Mia Waldeck January 4, 2019
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