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Schoolyard Bullshit

A much more superior term to emphasize bullshit. Only to be used when the bullshit perceived is higher than a normal call for the use of the word "bullshit." Can also be abbreviated, "Schoolyard," to invoke the emphasis on just exactly how ridiculous or out of line a certain situation is.
ex. 1 - Person is ditched for a steamy date. "Man that is some Schoolyard Bullshit!"

ex. 2 - Person playing Call of Duty is killed with a noobtube.
"Fuck!!! That is some Schoolyard!"

ex. 3 - Professor of general studies course gives you way more homework than any of your courses that actually pertain to your major.

Students Response - "This is some Schoolyard Bullshit!"
by Ghostbustersfreak March 25, 2010
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Bullshit in a Box

Timmy: Mom, my teacher deducted points from my grade for using red pen!!

Mom: Well, that's just a bunch of bullshit in a box.
by leoflat October 10, 2014
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bullshit ratio

The amount of effort needed to disprove bullshit. A high bullshit ratio means that you need a large amount of time to disprove the bullshit. A low bullshit ratio means that only a small amount of time is needed.

The main principal is that "The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it".

See also: Gish Gallop
I was going to argue with that guy, but it hit me his arguments have a high bullshit ratio. Ain't nobody got time for that shit, man.
by alexandria_ February 23, 2018
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No Bullshit Guy

A person that will help you deal with a problem or situation no matter what.
I had a dead Hooker in the trunk of my car so I called my no Bullshit Guy to help me get rid of her.
by Pierre Cavanaugh January 15, 2020
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pussy bullshit

when some thing was such bullshit you needed a new word to describe it
discord mod: Yeah I just had sex
Person: that's pussy bullshit
by weaponized_assault _penguin 2 February 5, 2021
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Intellectual Bullshit

A rational, logical, and often theoretical explanation for a complex topic/situation that does not provide emotional comfort.
"You're Death, we should accept you right? Well here's the thing it's all a bunch of intellectual bullshit. Cuz she's (his dead daughter) not here holding my fucking hand." Will Smith: Collateral Beauty
by Sir. KĀG October 13, 2021
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bullshit equivalent

Oh, would you look at that?
He's the bullshit equivalent of Leroy Brown!
What I need is the bullshit equivalent of a flux capacitor that will take me BACK to the place and time where that was last considered cool....

and REJECT IT on principal!
by Thygeekgoddess March 5, 2017
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