Bryan Laake

To be a total chick magnet. To have the highest content of fame and prosperity. To be in the highest group of popular people in school.

Mate 1: Bruh I’m such a Bryan Laake
Mate 2: bruh shut that shit up erbody know yo dumbass ain’t got hoes for shit

by thematteo318 April 10, 2019

Bryan Tran

A very dumb cunt that rapes young children in Vietnam. He loves to suck nuc mam spring roll and slides into the dms of Lidia. He likes dick and jerks off to her all day at school. Buya!

"That guy is such a Bryan Tran!"

by dimitri2004 June 13, 2018

Bryan Darnell

When you Fuck your Girl so hard she Shits on your Dick, then gets up and Queefs in your Face and Barks like a Dog until you grab a Pizza Slicer and chase each other around.

Last Night was wild, I gave her the Bryan Darnell

by The Phantom 69 September 14, 2019

Dirty Bryan

When some one has athletes foot and shoves their foot into a woman's vagina and proceed to kick fuck.

Instead of going to the pharmacy he decided to give Avis a Dirty Bryan.

by WeekendWeakling September 13, 2021

Bryan Ma

Your typical friend who loves to insult you in every way
Like calling you a ninny or "china"

me: yo that girl is cute.
friend: why are you being a ninny?
me: stop being a Bryan Ma

by Kwannie July 25, 2020

Bryan Silva

A rare hot young muscular tone male from USA who is known for his ripped/lean washboard six pack abs and pretty boy looks. He can also be found under his stage name, "Max Payne" on adult sites.

Google Bryan Silva for more info!

by diehardfanofbryansilva August 8, 2012

Bryan Nielsen

fucking faggot. Generally bad at life. Horrible at video games and gross crooked teeth.

Bryan Nielsen: I wear gay tight pants, and tucked in V-necks. Often associated with a twin.

by savvy k October 6, 2010