Jessica

Definitely not wifey material. A basic bar hoe that seeks refuge in bars and night clubs so that unsuspecting men can't tell exactly how orange she is as a result of her attachment to layers of bronzer and/or tanning beds. You'll most likely find her gravitating towards men out of her league, or even more pathetic: taken. If you make friends with a Jessica, don't ask her to do your makeup or else you might open your eyes to a raccoon staring back at you in the mirror. She's the greatest friend temporarily, but next thing you know every night is ruined because she's too fixed on another guy and you're stuck covering her ass. One thing is for certain, you'll always look amazing next to Jessica even on your worst of days. At least there's that upside.

Pedro: Hey, man. I need to borrow your Clorox.

Ronnie: Sure thing. Why you need it?
Pedro: Jessica was over last night. I need to get her face off my pillow.

by thornfieldghost August 28, 2016

Jessica

A Jessica eats a lot of ice cream but most importantly pickle flavour.

Jessica: hey have you tried out the new pickle flavour ice cream

Person: no you fucking weirdo

by Thanksfornothingbitch August 3, 2019

Jessica

I kind friend all around. However can be a big lier

Jessica is a Great Person

by Drinkurmangos June 24, 2018

Jessica

Tries to flirt with your man ditches you for other people talks behind your back usually wears glasses

Ew Jessica

by Lott13 September 25, 2018

Jessica

A girl, usually a red head, who is secretly a guy.

A transvestite.

See that hooker over there, they’re a Jessica.

by Thottastic January 30, 2019

Jessica’s

Jessica’s are cray cray people that are cheerleaders, they are pretty fun to be around and they can be kinda smart sometimes. They share brains and also sell banana phones, half a banana phone costs $100, and a full one costs $50. They like to say blob, oh my blob, and cheerlead and be jessicaries. (Jessica fairies)

“Uhhhh who’s that?”
“Oh that’s my best friend… she’s a Jessica :)”
“What’s that?”
“Jessica’s are kinda weird and they like to be fairies and say oh my blob”
“Right…”

by Michelleica_0811 November 23, 2021

Jessica

Jessica’s are very well known to be hated dislikes people. In other words they are hoes, especially Canadian and American ones, they are disgusting and probably potential molesters, they are very desperate for attention and smell like fish

Person 1: EW IS THAT JESSICA?
Person 2: She is so desperate geez.
Person 1: XD TRUE

by catgirl16 January 28, 2019