Whorensic science

A field of study mainly dominated by absolute whores, during a funky investigation, as governed by the standards of admissible evidence and slutty procedure

Bro FR studying whorensic science the way he wears that turtleneck

by Awalkingtalkingmenace January 25, 2023

Science Project

An activity involving a sequence of steps that the speaker prefers not to deal with.

Sorry I did not follow through on the family reunion. It turned into a science project.

by anonymous May 14, 2022

Drunk Science

The Act of Sciencing under the influence of Alcohol

Tom:DRUNK SCIENCE!!!!

by plutonium1887 February 11, 2022

Science Stuffs

You were probably typing this in because you were bored while doing a science project.

Kyle; I don't wanna.
Jess; Oh come on.
Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill; But you said the glands wouldn't be in the test.
C.K; *Types Science Stuffs* Okay I looked up all the Science Stuffs!
Kyle, Jess and Ax; ALREADY?
C.K; *just look up Science Stuffs*
Everyone else; DONE!
Mr. Teach; Already? Where's your work?
All except Mr. Teach; Uhhh
Me; Okay, this "example" is long enough.
Everyone; wait wut.
*World explodes*

by SomeRandomGeekOnline December 6, 2017

sis science

Feminine based pseudo science. Common beliefs with no real basis in science but are practiced and passed down like sacred old wives tales and "chick wisdom"

Also see bro science

My mom always told me that emu oil makes your hair grow. I have no idea if that true or just some old sis science.

by portiapotter September 7, 2020

movie science

Made up bullshit to explain something insane (like superpowers) in a movie. Usually stems from something broad such as quantum mechanics.

That film wasn’t realistic, their was batshit insane things explained my total movie science.

by OilySaltine May 9, 2022

science project

A form of organic matter (usually food) left unattended for so long that it has grown its own ecosystem of molds, fungi, and insects.

A: Jesus fucking christ man I think I found out what that smell was
B: What!?
A: That McDonalds bag under your bed! And it's a fuckin' science project

by birhon August 12, 2023