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goof

to accidentally ejaculate into a woman, impregnating her.
Well, ya know...I wasn't really planning on having little Johnny, but I goofed inside my girlfriend, so here we are...
by CaptainMasterZ August 16, 2017
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goof my troop

A very uncommon and rather unheard of way of expressing that someone is going to ejaculate. Most commonly used in forms of humor and irony
Man: Ugh, I'm gonna goof my troop

Woman: What the fuck?
by boppo_ August 11, 2020
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Goof Kingdom

A fictional kingdom created by a friend group. Located in Lunenburg, MA, this kingom has many connections to outside towns including Fitchburg, Groton, and Westford. The group is primarily run by E.T. HAN, oliver, and Squelton, and there are many members including Erc Nerc Birdseed, Hugh Jass, Bren0956, walter wheat, and ArSaul Goodman. The Goof Kingdom was founded January 30th, 2022. The kingdom runs its own Minecraft realm, and play many games including BTD6, CSGO, Gartic Phone, Jackbox, and others. The kingdom also has a place to hang out in real life, called Mosslund. Mosslund is the hub of events and hanging out after school.
The Goof Kingdom is a group of friends.
The Goof Kingdom Minecraft realm is active again.
Goof Kingdom rules!
by milkersandfortnite.com July 3, 2023
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Goof

Noun/Verb
1. To jizz
2. Jizz
3. When someone messes up
girl: did you just goof?

guy: i was with my chick and i goofed all over her face

guy: i got goof on my bed

guy: i just goofed
by sneakysneakerskeak May 2, 2010
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gettin goofed

Smoking a blunt to your face, in a matter of seconds.
Ron- Hey what are you doin?
Ted- Oh nothin, gettin goofed
by crabnigga November 21, 2011
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Child Goof

When in some period of your childhood you mess up/make yourself look like the biggest retard/Goof up past the point of return and you remember it when you are older.
"oh yeah bro remember when you and i dressed as actionman to the dress up day?"
"yeah dude that was a major child goof right there yo"
by calculator man May 11, 2014
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serious goof

(n): A person who is always acting silly and/or crazy, but is serious about being silly and/or crazy.

(n): A big mistake
John is always acting like a fool but he'll snap if you ruin his fun; he's a serious goof .

Locking your keys in your car is a serious goof.
by Still_Kicking July 29, 2016
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