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Pedro Hoffmann

A chunky Mexican that is best friends with Stevan Hawking and Pablo Eskebar. Pedro Hoffmann goes on wild adventures in Jurrasic park and drug dealing runs with Stevan and Ben.
Did you see that Pedro Hoffmann was arrested the other day. Did you see how thicc Pedro hoffmann is looking today?
by Donaldhumpylumpymexican September 7, 2020
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Hacer un Pedro Sánchez

When you say you will never do something, but you end up doing exactly that.
Carlos: "I will never buy the car that my wife wants. It is not a man's car."
Friend: we all know you are going to "hacer un Pedro Sánchez"and you will buy it
by Castellanien January 14, 2020
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honestly just…..😨😨
by yvub cr November 19, 2023
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by smnv August 25, 2022
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A guy the height of a gnome
Hey look he,s a Pedro
by Jaimito054 October 17, 2021
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an actual fucking phscopath i dont know how to spell pshycopath
pedro : YUeriukajmtDFweuk
q1`ME: what the fuck
by dfsatuh9bw4UOTJ December 15, 2021
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A Pina Colada who will try to irritate you to death.
I hate Pedro
by Duda2802 February 25, 2019
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