Without thinking, I set my bag down on the way to work, and now it and I are both covered in umbrella gravy.
by sensate mass June 5, 2009

Replacement for the profanity, used by vintage lifestylists to make fun of the old censorship laws. Also used: gee, golly, gosh, etc.
by $ally August 5, 2007

The greasy, slippery shit spray you have after a hard night of partying or after accidental consumption of river water.
While camping, I squatted to relieve some bowel pressure from the mud valve and got some poop gravy in my flip flop!
by Murf Turds January 1, 2018

There Steve goes again grabbing up that gravy, looks like he'll be picken wire till first coffee, gravy grabber steve
by Rod God July 23, 2016

The next step beyond "licking the spoon". More specifically, stirring the gravy is having sex with a girl. Your dick is the spoon and her pussy is the gravy.
Ive been seeing her for weeks now, and i still haven't stirred the gravy! But at least she let me lick the spoon. Stirring the gravy is the same thing as saying you slid into home. See also: sex
by Tacklejaunt August 5, 2015

When a woman spray farts into a man's mouth after achieving an orgasm from cunnilingus. The woman typically loses control of her sphincter post-orgasm while the man's jaw typically hits the mattress after hearing the spray fart noise.
Man, everything was going fine until she she abruptly gravy geysered down my throat. I can't stop brushing my tongue.
by Selfdefined100 November 22, 2011
