the lap game

The girl (or guy) sits on the guys lap and has to try to not get an erection

Hey you wanna play the lap game

by Guyboy July 18, 2015

Lap Guilotine

When a male crosses their legs to far thus creating a Guilotine for the testicles.

Bro: Dude what's your problem?
You: *in pain* I just caught myself in a lap guilotine

by Jonie loves chachee January 13, 2013

lap gap

A vagina.

I'd like to dick-up her lap gap.

by henry-the-eighth-i-am January 5, 2010

Lap Launch

The act of standing up quickly with something in your lap and it goes flying.

I lost my phone, I think I lap launched it getting out of the car at the beach.

Devin lap launched my bowl and it broke when it hit the floor.

by atmoshacks March 14, 2011

phar lap

what you call someone who is whipped

look at phar lap look how whipped he is

by p3rs0nality November 11, 2019

lap dumpling

When a male stripper places his testicles in the lap of someone receiving a lap dance.

That stripper just gave your girl a lap dumpling!

by frankenBabe January 4, 2011

Coop lap

When someone tries to ask you to go behind a chicken coop and give you a blowjob while sitting on your lap

“Hey Taft lets go behind the chicken coop so I can give you head”

“Have you heard about Taft and Marykate coop lapping”

by Taft Dixon June 21, 2019