Midas Teabag

The act of using gold spraypaint to coat the scrotum of a passed out male.
Scotty G has screwed with his friends when they pass out for the last time. Next time he gets the Midas Teabag
by supshp August 25, 2013
mugGet the Midas Teabagmug.

bangkok teabag

The act of being in a hot sweaty room with no running water laying on the ground with a lady boy teabagging you. When he/she is done you have a venereal disease of the mouth.
I really hate going to Lewiston Maine because I always end up getting a Bangkok Teabag.
by mengsoldier November 20, 2013
mugGet the bangkok teabagmug.

Sucking Teabags

Sucking Teabags is another way of saying, sucking droopy testicals, although this is common with old men, younger mine can also have droopy testies
Shrek: Can I suck your teabags?
Donkey: Yesss please!!

Sucking Teabags
by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020
mugGet the Sucking Teabagsmug.

Bloody Teabag

Basically when you dip your balls in a girls vagina well she has her period.
Geo: I gave my girl a Bloody Teabag last night
Nathan: Gnarly bro
by Meadows007 August 24, 2016
mugGet the Bloody Teabagmug.

Lazy Teabag

When a man drops his nuts in your mouth while you’re laying on your back and gazing at his brown eye.
Grinder Exchange
Big D: U cool w jizz?
Me: I’m clean too, big fan of wet wipes. Not so much into jizz but a big fan of the lazy teabag
by TheMasterDisasterofWords November 18, 2017
mugGet the Lazy Teabagmug.

teabag chewer

One that chews teabags for enjoyment
Timothy was called a "teabag chewer" after chewing teabags for the fourth time.
by Teabag chewer February 17, 2022
mugGet the teabag chewermug.

the real teabag

After you have left your girlfriend with a gaping asshole you pee into it and then put a teabag in to make a brew. You then proceed to dip your balls in this concoction, in essence teabagging them, and then suck the mixture out and split it between you both by spitting some of the mixture into her mouth and both swallowing
“Hey bro did you have a nice time with Jessica last night?”
“Yea bro i teabagged her”
“Teabagged? You mean that dumb gaming shit?”
“No but we did the real teabag, not that gaming shit”
“Ahhh I get you she’s a lucky girl
by H0GG1N8OR January 28, 2020
mugGet the the real teabagmug.

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