Last Tango in Halifax

Cocktail made with orange tango pop and cheap vodka

Les Battersby poured himself a Last Tango in Halifax inside his lonely North Wales caravan

by thebyrnedboy November 23, 2023

Meatlog tango

Fancy and delicate sexual intercourse, just like a tango dance

Sarah and Nick did the meatlog tango from sun up to sundown.

Wanna do the meatlog tango with me?

by rickrocket July 12, 2021

French Tango

In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)

I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).

by adamnsmit July 8, 2018

whiskey tango

White trash

Look at the whiskey tango over there throwing his whiskey dick around

by Nitro August 8, 2016

toothbrush tango

The fine and subtle art of tapping your rinsed and used toothbrush on the rim of your sink to any melody or beat to expunge the water from the bristles.

Husband:(opening to California Gurls) "Tap, tap tap, tap, tap tap tap tap....."
Wife:"Honey, will you stop with the toothbrush tango, Ive had enough of that song on the radio, I dont need your remix!"

by andrewcando April 7, 2011

Jumbo tango

An extra large can of pop (tango most of the time, sometimes orange, sometimes apple and even juice berry on the odd occassion)

"A can of jumbo tango please, could u make it juiceberry u fucking asshole, last time i was hear u gave me fucking wanky apple, i hate u, ur a fucking animal."

by Faz February 13, 2004

Toe and Tongue Tango

The unique and intimate sex position involving two people. One person is giving a rim job from behind. The recipient is both touching themselves and giving their partner a foot-job.

Last night we attempted the toe and tongue tango and it was erotic.

by Juzzle July 27, 2024