Standing for Thursday Island Handshake, a handshake coined by the native people on thursday island near Australia. it typically involves a local such as a barmaid who reaches up the shorts of a another and gently tugs on the man's penis.
man (unsuspecting): wow this bar is great
(meanwhile behind him) the bar mad reaches under his shorts and grabs his dick (the T.I. handshake)
man: ow, oh hey
(meanwhile behind him) the bar mad reaches under his shorts and grabs his dick (the T.I. handshake)
man: ow, oh hey
by whrb October 16, 2008

"Did you see the gymnastics judging? Somebody must've been doing the old Romanian handshake to get the scores that high."
by Vlad the Impaler August 25, 2004

Sexual act wherein one lover squeezes the base of their partner's penis until the organ is a swollen bluish purple. The pleasure received from the act is not physical, but a mutual feeling of trust and harmony between partners.
This act was named after the Greek God of the Underworld, Hades, because of the corpse-like appearance of the penis during the procedure.
(hay-deez hand-shayk)
This act was named after the Greek God of the Underworld, Hades, because of the corpse-like appearance of the penis during the procedure.
(hay-deez hand-shayk)
Oh Dolores, Jonathan and I bonded over a Hades Handshake last night. You and Verner should definitely try it. It saved my marriage.
by Hades Helpers August 10, 2012

When two individuals engage in joining hands, but as they do so they spread their fingers and one individual rotates their hand to a horizontal plane while the other keeps his or her hand vertical, resulting in a scissoring motion of the fingers. This act is seldom done in error. Its usage could connotate either a later scissoring rendezvous or membership in one of the many global scissoring sororities.
Person 1: "Did you see Mary and Sue do the Persian handshake when Sue came in?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I think they're totally going to scissor later!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I think they're totally going to scissor later!"
by scissordome March 17, 2013

The insertion of at least 3 fingers (up to, and inclusive of, the insertion of the entire open hand) into the vagina of one woman by another woman
Louie- Wow! She gave her a full Sorority Handshake, I says!
AC- My favorite thing in the entire world!
AC- My favorite thing in the entire world!
by Lou Skünt April 2, 2011

A Canadian Handshake is actually a reach-around. It can be done on both sexes; on a guy it's a handjob from behind, on women it's a pussy/clit fondling/fingering from behind.
"Laura sat in the back seat of the car last night just so she could see if she could give me a Canadian Handshake without anyone noticing."
by lagmeister January 11, 2009

When yer not from geordieland and they ask for a handshake and they give you a swift knife in the ribs.
by metal2210 March 25, 2019
