moist towel

where you are licking a girls pussy then start heavily warm breathing or panting inside her vagina

i gave that girl the best moist towel she wil ever recieve

by xtreemelicker April 8, 2011

towel surprise

When you take a wet towel and drag it down the crack of your ass to leave a dark brown streak of shit and ass hair. The towel is then usually strategically placed in the laundry hamper so that when someone reaches in to fetch the dirty laundry, he or she can't help but get a handful of ass in the process.

Thomas left a two foot long towel surprise in the laundry hamper this morning when he found out it was his 19 year old daughters turn to do the laundry.

by Gertrude Smith August 23, 2005

beach towel

1. A few hours after eating a hefty high fiber meal, one might experience a crap so bad that toilet paper does not serve it's purpose in terms of thickness nor area. Common symptoms would be the continual wiping until blood is on the toilet paper, or that so much toilet paper is in the bowl that no brown areas could be seen, except maybe skid marks. Other means must be sought out for cleaning the affected area, namely use of a beach towel.

I had Taco Bell for 3 meals today, I'm going to need a beach towel.

by DenisLearyIsGod November 2, 2005

towel up

To smash a chick heaps hard!!

Towel up, towelled up, gonna towel you up, need a towellin

by Cookie82 November 25, 2013

Towel Time

The time right after a shower when you wear nothing but a towel. Usually followed by sex in bed.

"Hey baby let's take a shower and then have towel time."
"OK but no fingering my butt today."

by Bunny Cakes November 17, 2011

towel dick

1. Someone who will fuck anything.

2. A dude who will fuck any girl regardless if she has an std.

Yo I heard Steve had a towel dick.
Yeah man Steve fucks mad bitches with his towel dick

by towel dick man October 29, 2011

manitary towel

A play of words on 'sanitary towel', A strip of toilet roll placed in the underpants to prevent the soiling of underwear following a heavy night out. Similar to a 'manpon' in nature.

Can also be used in a derogatory nature towards a male who is acting like a female.

I drank so much beer last night, it's given me the shits. Think I'm gonna have to use a manitary towel.
Put on a manitary towel you massive girl!

by hobberz April 10, 2011