by Mr.Daddy12 March 13, 2019

thanos is a great big fat rat who goes to maccas every day but now has started to go on lite n easy to loose his fat jelly belly also his nutsack chin is so wrinkly it would look like it came out of a microwave.all thanos is is a confused naked mole rat trying to impress with his sparkley collection of rockssssssssssssssssssssss.
thanos is THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
by soopder piiig4 January 1, 2020

A big purple grape with an army of grapes who are trying to find shiny rocks so he can click his fingers and kill half of the lobby in fortnite
by America’s ass May 1, 2019

"Hey have you seen infinity war, Rob?" Todd asked
"Yeah and I thought Thanos was an awful person for killing Peter Parker."
"Yeah and I thought Thanos was an awful person for killing Peter Parker."
by SexyMaster69whosmoke#420 January 16, 2020

This big rotten grape that likes to collect minerals so he can kill half the population and make life insurance in debt
Also wears a but plug so ant man no explode in his big butt
Also wears a but plug so ant man no explode in his big butt
by heufhwiuphdpwa October 24, 2019

by Mattran January 4, 2025

Thanos is sexy
by Tyler is coming to eat my ass May 9, 2019
