seal the deal

When a straight guy does something that convinces everyone who's watching him do it that he's officially gay (or gives everyone the right to call him gay from them on).

Dude, John... You're already wearing a dress from the last bet. Kissing Adam right now for another 20 bucks would just seal the deal.

by Alexander0000 October 28, 2008

wet seal

When a girl juggles your balls on her nose like a seal.

Juggle those mofos beeeyotch!!!

by Dez Nutaz December 11, 2003

Factory Sealed

Alternate way of saying you or someone else is a virgin.

Tonard - Did you get laid last night?
Kaslo - Na, I'm still factory sealed.

or

Domimic - Man you see her, she's a beauty.
Uranium - By the way she walks, she's still factory sealed.

by MugenEinhander December 26, 2008

elephant seal

a fat girl who plays water polo and qualifies as a "polo hoe" and likes 10 different guys named mike

Angela is an elephant seal, because RIA said so.

by nicnac215 December 24, 2006

Barking Seal

When you fuck a fat chick on the beach. Then swiftly dip your dick into the sand and shove your dick back in. She should resemble a barking seal.

Yo! Last night was crazy!!! Gave this girl a barking seal! She was squealin like a pig!

by Brylon713 September 6, 2010

press and seal

When you fart as you're leaving a tent, and quickly zip the door behind you; presumably while the other person is still asleep or just waking up. The victim is rendered helpless, and is usually forced to also leave the tent. Effective at waking some late-sleepers and clearing children from a family tent.

Sally passed out early last night, so when I left the tent this morning I press and sealed that bitch.

by pressnseal October 4, 2015

Seal the Exits

When a couple is in bed and one farts under the blankets, they say 'seal the exits' and hold the blanket as tight as possible thus sealing exits for gas not to escape.

Person a "seal the exits had curry for lunch'
Person b 'what the fuck, smells like legit shit!"

by frenchman69 January 6, 2014