plastic kats

fake people

plastic kats always comin at me sidewayz

by Jay Wood August 10, 2003

Plastic Tits

Surgically enhanced breasts that maintain there shape regardless of the effects of gravity and never meet together to create a cleavage. About as attractive as a turd in a box of chocolates.

Plastic Tits are surgically enhanced breasts as worn by woman like Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton and most American porn actresses.

by Shrek's Dad August 13, 2011

Plastic Fortress

The large, locked cabinet in drug stores, often holding razors, mp3 players, medicine, etc. They are hated among most customers, because of the extra work needed when retrieving the products

"Can I get an employee to open this plastic fortress please!?"

"Gosh I hate CVS..."

by MobsterLobster November 12, 2014

plastic wallet

Used to describe female genitalia after undergoing plastic surgery

Did you hear about Jenny? She's got a plastic wallet now

by One-winged-anal January 31, 2017

Plastic Crate

a 50 year-old cougar

"Are you walking back from the party alone?"

"Yes...NOo!!! I've got a plastic crate with me!"

by B2104B December 9, 2008

Boob plastic

The silicone sticker used to hide nipple

Yo, my boob plastic fell

by Anvi.mr October 22, 2019

Plastic Straw

vsco girls biggest nightmare and they will kill all the turtles. If you are friends with a vsco girl never use plastic straws or they will haunt you in your dreams and kill your hydroflasks. Watch out for the plastic straws!

Dan: (hops through a time machine- from 2050 to 2020) hello who are you?
Vsco girl: Save the turtles sksksksksk
Dan: what are turtles?
Vsco girl: wtf???
Dan: hey, do u Want a drink? (Hands her a plastic soda with a plastic straw)
Vsco girl: AHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*

by Elephant27 January 7, 2020