meat loaf

(Adj) Used to describe an object or event that is particularly impressive or astounding.

Burt: Dude, did you check out my wiked ass scars?

Carl: Yeah man they were pretty meat loaf.

by Bennihanna November 11, 2006

shmeat loaf

when a guy has a small penis which is all crusty,scabby and rotting

hannah:i almost fucked callum last nite

dylan: why didn't you

hannah: hes got a fucking shmeat loaf

dylan:ewwww

by jordads February 22, 2008

leave loaf

To take a shit.

I'm headed off to the head to leave loaf.

by MikePBG November 8, 2003

goat loaf

steaming rancid goat turd

dude dropped a massive goat loaf barking and foaming at the ass
nearly puked

by rancid ass foam September 26, 2021

Stink loaf

When someone is in a public bathroom loafing around taking a smelly crap quietly and won’t leave the stall.

I went to the bathroom at Dierberg’s and I could barely breathe in there because this lady was in there stink loafing.

by babychick&jackjack December 4, 2019

loaf top

When a middle aged man gets invited to a football party with a PBR keg and he shows up wearing his old 80's crop top jersey that shows off his "Keg Pack".

The middle aged man turns to Knudson and says, "Does this highschool crop-top jersey make me look like I have a loaf top?"

by Galetrail_matt September 19, 2020

urchin loaf

when you super glue golf tees to your ball sack and then make your sexual partner gag on its entirety

Just gave Steph the sickest urchin loaf. You should have seen her after, she coughed up blood, it was awesome

by haquefer February 10, 2017