A roblox gamer who wants to make friends, but when he tries to it makes him seem creepy as hell.
He tries making friends by re-watching their twitch livestreams, giving them large amounts of money that people don’t feel comfortable accepting and tells them they share a special spiritual connection. He tries bonding with people by calling them “dUdE” in a very disturbing way, and asking them to do his homework as if they’ve been BeSt FrieNdS for years.
When he has a crush on someone he makes their name his signature, enjoys staring at them from behind a van and offers them a massage at his moms workplace.
But he CAN be nice though.
He tries making friends by re-watching their twitch livestreams, giving them large amounts of money that people don’t feel comfortable accepting and tells them they share a special spiritual connection. He tries bonding with people by calling them “dUdE” in a very disturbing way, and asking them to do his homework as if they’ve been BeSt FrieNdS for years.
When he has a crush on someone he makes their name his signature, enjoys staring at them from behind a van and offers them a massage at his moms workplace.
But he CAN be nice though.
(1): "I think Kevin is trying to be friends with me?! It scares the hell out of me"
(2): "Oh no, he tried to be friends with me too, I sent my autistic brother to him and he never came back :)"
(2): "Oh no, he tried to be friends with me too, I sent my autistic brother to him and he never came back :)"
by Autistic ginger April 8, 2020
Get the Kevinmug. A Kevin is a german slang term for someone very stupid. They are usually pretty clumsy and don’t get anything at all.
by theswoonspoon June 2, 2019
Get the Kevinmug. He is very cute, intelligent, quirky, very handsome species, and dorky (in a good way). Very good at both math and reading. actually good at everything. he loves hanging out with his friends and playing basketball. every kevin is shorter than an imanol. if u ever meet a kevin, never let go of him. he is a very special guy. i’m glad he is my best friend. :)
Someone: Omg look at Kevin. He’s the cutest human being alive!
Someone else: Ik right he’s super smart at EVERYTHING!
Someone else: Ik right he’s super smart at EVERYTHING!
by Imdomehardgay April 2, 2019
Get the Kevinmug. Kevin usually keeps his emotions locked up until he talks to someone he trust.When he talks about things he love his eyes get all pretty. Keep him
Person 1: "Hey who is he? He look's so into books"
Person 2:"Yeah he loves books and his name is Kevin
Person 2:"Yeah he loves books and his name is Kevin
by whydontweloveeachother September 4, 2018
Get the Kevinmug. Either gay or homosexual. nothing done about it. Says f*ck a lot even is he doesn't know the meaning of the word.
He going to be a virgin until 33
If a kevins a girl shes a mistake.
He going to be a virgin until 33
If a kevins a girl shes a mistake.
by lkfenlanfanelkfnezsd January 9, 2020
Get the Kevinmug. A Kevin is truly one of a kind. He’s funny, smart, goofy and just everything you’d need in a boyfriend. He’s an idiot, but that’s what makes him so precious. He has cute little face and a smile that’ll make you just melt. He can be a sarcastic asshole at times, but it doesn’t matter because he’s just that amazing. His sense of humor is one like no other. He’s just hilarious. The word judgement isn’t one in his vocabulary. He’s accepting of everyone. Kevin’s are just the greates. Did I mention they have amazing hair?
by A bitch in love with a Kevin January 7, 2019
Get the Kevinmug. 