Norman Door

A door that tells you the opposite of what you're supposed to do, or requires a sign to tell you what to do. These doors are very frustrating and can be mistaken many times.

God Dammit Jim! I keep pulling this push door!
Ah yes, that's a Norman door, a real pain in the ass.

by xX_herobrineslayer95_Xx July 16, 2016

Glass Doored

(V) To let one silently rip, while an unsuspecting candidate walks right into the invisble wall of stench, thus producing a reaction as if he/she walked into a glass door.

Wayne ran ahead and Glass Doored us. The stench was God-Aweful and smacked me in the face. I may have lost vision in my right eye.

by Luster Duster December 15, 2010

Suicide Doors

The act of rolling your shorts into a thong and placing your nuts out of the right side and the ween out of the left side to portray the appearance of a Lamborghini with suicide doors.

Bro, stunt on them; and hit 'em with the suicide doors!

by Petty Officer Kyle November 2, 2020

Off door

Slang for off-licence

Off door A shop that sells alcohol

by Greg addison March 31, 2017

dealer doors

what you have when you open your car door and the dome light doesn't come on. In addition, your "Hey, you left your lights on" and "Your keys are still in the ignition" dingers do not go off. This happens either on purpose (to not be seen) or through electrical/mechanical failure. It often causes dead batteries.

Thanks to my dealer doors, I left my lights on again and now my battery is dead.

I locked my keys in the car. Stupid dealer doors.

It's a good thing I've got these dealer doors, or I would've been spotted last night!

by HexMaster September 25, 2009

door cherry

The first person to leave the office at the end of the day

The new guy waited until someone took the door cherry before leaving for the day

by Che3zy January 17, 2017

Door Pants

A pair of pants left at your front door in the event a delivery person, etc. shows up at your house and you're walking around your home naked.

While I was home from work today relaxing in my birthday suit. I got a knock at the door. I'm so glad I keep a pair of door pants by the front door or I would have missed my monthly wine delivery!

by Jlcb December 21, 2018