Life

Life is a ticket to a journey you never asked, your parents just signed you up without asking

You don't know where your life will go, just don't be worried.

by Niyaalo October 18, 2021

LIFE

a very useless thing every human experiences (wow i managed to spell that right) it is stupid and no one should like it cause it only causes pain

wow life is terrible

by Kai (quackity but not) August 16, 2021

life

Pointless things people do between ejaculations.

Speaker 1: "My Grandma is 110 years old."
Speaker 2: "What a long life!"

by Tired of life December 28, 2016

life

The thing that keeps kicking you in the balls even when you think you're protected by three hundred meters of steel. When the thing finally stops kicking your sexual organs, you die. Great.

Life was a bit less of a bitch today.

by Anakior November 23, 2017

Life

The hardest thing you'll ever have to go through. Sometimes you won't even want to go through with it...

Damn, life really sucks

by YaBoiHayden July 1, 2017

Life

Is a path of lots of twists and turns but at one point you fall off a cliff.

I hate my life

by Big MoTo March 24, 2019

Life

Something many people don't have and find meaningless.

You: Hey dude, you have a life?

Me: Nah.

by AlyssaOnAMisson July 27, 2019