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U23 Team

Stands for "under 23." Typically a national team thats sole purpose is to qualify for and compete in the Olympics, in accordance with rules that require all members (except three) to be under 23 years of age.

Used as a derogatory term for young and/or inexperienced teams.
by TeleportMASSIVE December 14, 2010
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Team Jobby

The act of two or more people going for a crap simultaneously. They may also incorporate a game of battle shits(see battle shits definition).
Person 1 : "Mate I'm choking for a shite I've got a turtle heed poking out"

Person 2 : "Same mate. Team Jobby?"

Person 1 : "Sound mate you're getting smoked at battle shits."
by Captain Jobby June 18, 2012
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zombie team

A hypothetical team incorporated into your zombie plan consisting of the people you know who would be the most beneficial in the event of a zombie apocolypse. People often considered for one's zombie team are resourceful, very fit, stealthy, not afraid of blood, and have easy access to weapons.
Benji Franklin: "Damn, look at that bully beat a helpless child with a baseball bat!"

G Wash: "I know. He'd be perfect in my zombie team."
by Dennis Erickson November 1, 2009
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Team Photo

n. -The entire group of your sexual history, if they were to congregate together and take a photograph together, ala a football team's picture during a season.
I was thinking about my Team Photo, and I can't believe the amount of Fatties that showed up for it.
by MattyOnIce August 11, 2010
mugGet the Team Photomug.

Team Drizzy

The fandom of Drake
A peaceful fan base until they hear something about Drake and then all the secret fans come to help and support him.
Woah what team you on #teammeek or #teamdrizzy nigga obviously team Drizzy
by Blanket51123 March 30, 2019
mugGet the Team Drizzymug.

Team tampon

The term applied to a group of males, who supposedly think they are cool, when in fact they are all greatly lacking in ladish genitalia. Fellow Lads may choose to categorise males who refuse to engage in creeping, late night perversion on women, or any general laddish antics as being a member of team tampon. A male may remove himself from this team by metaphorically removing his 'tampon', by doing something relatively ladish.
Ok boys we will all go creep and get laid, Team Tampon can remain at the side of the bar drinking their Malibu and Pineapple.
by creepUnited February 13, 2012
mugGet the Team tamponmug.

Team sath

by anonymous June 19, 2021
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