Susan

Susan will f$ck you up!
Don’t mess playa, there ain’t nothing broken or cutesy about dis woman. Get ready to rumble!

Remember that time
You picked up a black eyed Susan.... oh wait what you didn’t....

by AdvocateAmore May 27, 2020

Lazy Susan

The act of giving oral to a quadriplegic woman.

I gave my grandma a Lazy Susan for her birthday.

by Post Sex Peace Dream July 22, 2009

Lazy Susan

Tea bagging someone while they are passed out in a barcalounger.

Either Ted had a long day at work or drank too much. Phil Lazy Susan'd his ass last night when he got home and took a picture with his camera phone. Check out his facebook.

by VersaceSomebodyShotME February 5, 2009

Lazy Susan

The act of a woman spinning 360 degrees on a males penis while preforming intercourse.

My and my wife got bored so we tried the Lazy Susan.

by zskibum October 20, 2010

Swirling Susan

Where a guy takes a knife and cuts the inner anus out of a woman's ass. When it bleeds the man sucks the blood up and spits it in the girls face... Then the guy proceeds to take his dick and rub it in a swirling motion. Then after that the guy puches the bitch in the face to get more blood.. And To top it all off the man shits on the girls face and rubs it in with a Q-tip

What the fuck did i just say? Nerf drunkness

by ttylnuke March 3, 2005

Susan B. Anthony!

An interjection. Can be used in almost any circumstance.

Bill: Dude! That goat totally just broke your window with its horns!
Fred: Ah! Susan B. Anthony! I can't believe the nerve of that goat. I hope geico covers goat attacks.

by curlyhairedkid July 11, 2009

rusty susan

a band that was started before it meant a dirty condom swallowed by it's recipiant

rusty susan is much less vulgar than a used condom being swallowed

by rustysusan October 8, 2009