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emotional support poor 

A poor person in a movie about rich people who only exists to teach the wealth-scarred protagonist(s) how to feel or act like humans
Sam has such a loving family and he’s got his act together. It’s almost like he’s the rich guy instead of Derrick

Sam’s family showed up once on screen, and he has no problems or personality of his own. He’s just an emotional support poor.”
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Emotional Support 

Chyna McDonald: "My dog is my emotional support"

Child support vending machine 

When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.
Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.

Dis-support 

Where you don’t support something
I dis-support vomiting
Dis-support by Christina.. June 19, 2022

Poopie Support 

When someone is about to go to the toilet you say “poopie support”.

This can be used for purposes of;
support (1) or embarrassment (2).

1. When someone is constipated, tap on the door & whisper “poopie support”, this is showing support & patience to a person if they are struggling to squeeze out a poo.

2. Commonly used in public, you announce someones toiletry behaviours by yelling “poopie support” alarming everyone in the vicinity that this person is about to go do a poo.

Used most effectively, if females are taking a long while in a cubical, this comment will have them ‘flushed’ out in no time (pun intended) shortening your wait times. After all, pooing in a public place can cause extreme embarrassment for any defecating participate, especially a female.
Brendon: “I’ll BRB, just going to the toilet”
Cindy: “ok, do you need poopie support?”
Brendon: “nah I should be right”

Cindy: “well have some anyway just in case you feel the urge” (Cindy yells) “poopie support”

Brendon: “haha ok, thank you”
Poopie Support by Sapio Peach July 29, 2022

Child Support Trap 

When the girl is hot but also a little white trashy and is super eager to sleep with you. Especially if you have a good job and she is out of your league. Don't do it, it's a trap.
Guy 1: You see Todd take that child support trap home last night?

Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's gonna be paying her a fortune, hope it was worth it.