skoff

Skoff. Its a term in blogging where you write about anything that is random. Its called skoffing.

Hey, what the hell u doing on wordpress..

Nothin, just skoffing a little.

by Skoffer November 26, 2011

Snoff

The act of "snoffing", is the act of sneezing and coughing at the same time. Creating a snoff noise.

I think I just snoffed over Sarah...

by Lois Smith August 14, 2014

Scoffing

Used in New York, a excessive lair, someone who is very good at fronting.

Tim “ Ayo Joe you got a five so I can get me a snack at the bodega ?”
Joe “ Nah, I’m broke”.
Time “You stay scoffing, I seen all that guap on ya story”.

by NYkid718🥵. June 7, 2019

Stafford

Rotting flesh found in the anus of a lepper.

That dude's mouth smelled like a Stafford.

by Steve Blax October 4, 2007

For The Staff

I just found this site today. While I have enjoyed it immensely, I know exactly what "Concerned" is talking about. But please, I can see you getting rid of proper names and all, but don't change the format. This is some damn funny stuff!

?????? is a fag. (insert Name)
Can you imagine what a bunch of school kids can do with that?

by Not a democrat! March 14, 2003

Scoffer

Someone who does not believe the still as of yet unproven arrogant theistic claim that "God exists" despite the total lack of empirical evidence for any God(s) what so ever, and despite having thousands of years head start to find any.

Arrogant theist:God loves you!

Skeptical atheist: Prove it.

Arrogant theist: (walking away) That Hellbound atheist is such a scoffer just because I can't actually prove God exists.

by tekphreak March 12, 2013

soffwood

The Doctor selling left over bonbons downs the halls ways from me. He can often be seen dancing his way into the He Ho C to ask "Michael" for frivilous little tasks while "Michael" is on the phone with Ted Turner, or Colin Powell. Soffwood's assists stance is Jorre Jorre Jorre de Jorre Jorre Jorre Jorre Jorre.

"Michael, could you make my satellite work within the next five minutes. Ive left the instuctions on a kleenex with Jorre Jorre Jorre Jorre de Jorre. By the way, your not supposed to know this, but your being promoted, hung-sorefeet is being fired, and the depot is moving to Winnipeg"

by Sierra Gauthier February 17, 2005