by Dickens Heighdor April 13, 2008

The best book ever made, where my Nickname came from but I don’t care, I’m a proud Spud and a private schoolboy.
by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

person 1: is that girl covered in soil and lying in her backyard pretending to be a carrot?
person 2: yeah that's Sophia, she's a real spud nugget oh deary she is!
person 2: yeah that's Sophia, she's a real spud nugget oh deary she is!
by ihopeyouhaveananeurysm March 15, 2020

He ran over the wall to see if he could jump properly, we called him a Spedly-spud because he missed and fell flat on his face.
by SPDDMN207032 May 14, 2022

You're my bud, better than that, my spud!
by fionacush12 August 11, 2017

That friend we all have, with whom a night of drinking and carousing ended with someone inserting a potato into their friends anus. May be lubricated or not. May be a homosexual or heterosexual experience, regardless of typical orientation. Usually spontaneous but may lead to recurrence.
After getting really drunk but striking out picking up girls at the bar, Mike and John decided to make mashed potatoes. They were so horny they instead got naked and became spud buds.
by Poison Pebble October 22, 2018

by Totally not ur mom April 3, 2022
