spicen

To make spicey. To make more exciting.

Watching soft porn can spicen up your love life.

by KeK January 11, 2009

Spieves

A spieve is the chocolate chip shaped piece of fecal matter created by shoving an un circumcised penis in a dirty anus(see Capt. Paul Watson from Whale Wars).
When you roll the foreskin back the spieve will appear and at this point you will be able to harvest it and put in your favorite candy dish.

The dad Billy bob from the show 18 and counting has a bowl of spieves at his bedside after he rams his ugly baby in the dumper.

by rabidpitbull August 1, 2009

sporty spice

A dude who plays a lot of sports, is single, and talks about sports all the time. Is slang for jock.

The skateboarders are outside and the sporty spices are in the gym playing basketball.

by looseygoosey3 May 13, 2010

ass spice

when a male ejaculates into a female's ass. when some sperms manages to seep out and go into the womans vagain and she becames pregnaut. the child that is born is an ass spice.

I was talking to this guy at the party, im sure he was an ass spice

by Josh Dizzo January 10, 2009

Spicebox

A nickname given to the vagina mainly for spicing up meat :D

Damn, her spicebox really hits the spot.

by CafeWorlders August 20, 2010

Spicenutty

(Adj.) Acting redonkulous aggressive and explosively combative towards others with little or no warning, in order to mask the overwhelming insecurity brought on by small (or potentially missing) testicles. Often a jealous reaction by a disgruntled, sad little scrotum dangler who has attained some level of public authority, for example a cop with a chip on his shoulder after repeatedly being passed over for promotion. Spicenutty behavior is differentiated by roughnuts behavior in that the spicenutter seeks to appear unpredictable and tough, where a roughnutter actually possesses both qualities in abundance. Spicenutters also seem to have an uncanny affinity for "Dora the Explorer." To date this connection has gone unexplained by the scientific community.

While hosting a baller-assed 2-day full-tilt boogie party, I chillin with a bottle of Sailor Jerry and drifted off to sleep. 20 minutes later I was called to the front door. There, I met a large, roided-out, gangry, bald-as-fuck 45+ year-old sheriff's deputy, trying to gang bitch my nephews and pointing a maglight in my face. Big boy, but not my size. This is where I began to detect all the familiar signs and symptoms of the classic spicenutty cop. "I asked for the owner!" "Yeah, that's me. Why did you wake me up." Dickpocalypse starts looking around, hot women everywhere, sweet house, rocket car, me obviously 20 years younger than he expected. He continues yelling. "How the hell could you possibly sleep through all this music and chaos? It sounds like all hell's breaking loose back there (by the pool)." He starts stepping toward me. "I was a soldier." Impassive thousand meter stare. "Now how may I help you." Ass- trinket stops cold, and explains all the things he could have done, and would have done, and then scoots that little srunt no-load ass out of there. Already thinking of the next "Dora" episode, no doubt. In other words, spicenuttiness is being a killjoy, trying to throw your weight around, especially when you see young people who have actually had sex, having fun.

by Johny 2 Guns July 14, 2010

Spice

A Pronoun used to describe one of 5 individuals, namely, The Spice Girls: Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown, Melanie "Sporty Spice" Chisholm, Geri "Ginger Spice" Horner (nee Halliwell), Emma "Baby Spice" Bunton, or Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham (nee Adams-Wood)

"Did you see The View had a Spice on today, yeah, Scary Spice. She so gorgeous."

"Did you hear? All 5 Spice's are reuniting this 2018?"

by SoWeirdBoy March 3, 2018