Snapsey

A snapsey, or the self titled "Snapester" is a fugitive, best known for evading the old bill on numerous occasions. Often witnessed driving a 1986 Mini Cooper (vertically on two wheels) it also engages in other UN-believable acts. Legend states that a snapsey once out-drank the England rugby team in a "top shelf" pint contest. Other stories claim that the snapsey scaled Truro cathedral after a "rampant gangbang" and woke up clutching the edge protection of the east tower. The regularity and ambiguous nature of the Snapey stories has lead many to believe he is simply a no good bullshitter, incapable of creating interest by any way other than lying.

Gary: Oohh man, went out big style last night. Took a pedallo out to Africa and woke up in a tribes teepee.

Shaun: Fuck off Gary? You didn't leave your mums bedroom last night! You were reaching around her underwear draws trying to find her dildo?! Your such a snapsey!

by Bentnar February 20, 2011

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Dirty Soap

Dirty Soap is defined as the bar of soap in your shower you just used to wash your hands with after masturbating in the shower.

"Just throw that dirty soap out, it's no good anymore."

by I NEVER DO THAT! June 18, 2008

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Spanish Soap opera

A Cincinnati switcheroo accident whereby the roommate's sperm and the present penis's sperm (ie. the thruster) impregnates the woman resulting in fraternal twins.

She said they were mine but I knew they were my roommate's. Turns out we were both right... I pulled a Spanish Soap opera.

by Fromohio October 25, 2010

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