Sharky

1. Mascot for the San Jose Sharks hockey team
2. Object of you affection that you want to make love in his blowhole

I must make sweet love to Sharky.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

smarmy

A very low class interjection of sex, usually very inappropriate, sleazy.

The old guy stood on the street corner making crude smarmy remarks to almost every girl or woman who passed by him.

by Bob Meyers June 27, 2006

Sparky!

Phrase used to describe someone who is/does something really fuckin stupid, is extremely annoying, a raging albino or otherwise just a major pain in the ass!! Synonym: George Costanza.

Guy 1: Stuffs his snowmobile because he forgot to clamp it!
Guy 1's friends to Guy 1: SPARKY!

Friend #1 to Friend #2 after he gets an OUI for not turning on his headlights... "Sparky!"

by DewNut March 27, 2008

sparky

Pet name used for girls(usually when you can't remember their name). Similar to other classic pet names such as love muffin, pookie, or bitch.

Hey sparky, how the hell you been?

by G. Sherman August 10, 2003

snarky

Mack's general demeanor; curmudgeonly

Quit being so snarky!

by Aubrie December 14, 2008

sharky

A complete and utter wanker.

Bob - Hey man, I'm just the best, no one can beat me, I am officially the greatest.

Dan - No Bob, you are a sharky.

by Scudbucket June 16, 2006

Snarky

Google That Shit.

Snarky -> Google.com -> Search Button -> Now We Learned Something Today.=)

by You Dont Need Tah Know. October 23, 2008