Slobber Swear

The Slobber Swear is the only way to determine the truth out of your loved one. A Slobber Swear is more promising than any "Swear to God", "Straight Up", "Right Hand Up", "Swear on Graves" or even the overrated "Pinky Promise". A Slobber Swear is an act that only a couple can perform. A Slobber Swear is performed when one does not believe the other and they will touch tounges (and maybe some slobber) to ensure 100% trust in eachother!

Guy- "Babe I promise I didn't know!!"
Girl- "How can I trust you?"
Guy- "I Swear to God!"
Girl- "Don't believe you!"
Guy- "I Pinky Promise"
Girl- "Liar!"
Guy- "I Slobber Swear!!" (Reaches out toungue)
Girl- (Connects with her toungue) "Aww! I should've trusted you"

by GR3CH June 10, 2011

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slobodan milosevic

a fascist dictator responsible for the destruction of Yugoslavia and leading the Serbian people to disaster. He caused the rapes of over a million women, the deaths of thousands of men and children, the establishment of WWII-style concentration camps and more atrocities not seen in over 40 years. His genocidal policies took the lives of many just because they used the "wrong" alphabet, spoke the "wrong" language or practiced the "wrong" religion. He claimed he was "defending" Serbia and the Orthodox faith. Yeah, right. He was an asshole anti-Christ for the late 20th century. He died earlier this year. May he rot in hell forever.

Slobodan Milosevic was a smaller-scale Hitler.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 22, 2006

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slob

A slob is somebody who doesn't have a clue about cleanliness, housekeeping, and/or hygiene. Typical of a slob, you will find molded dishes in the sink, food slopped all over the stove/counter. You will find rotten food in the refridgerator, mold in the bathroom, and dirty clothes scattered about on the floor. Typically, due to the living conditions, there will be insects/bugs/mites/bed-bugs, etc. A 'slob' goes beyond 'lazy' because the slob doesn't know HOW to clean properly, and is not just mearly lazy. A slob can work a full-time job, live on their own, etc. But their home/car/whatever is trashed.

He is such a slob, I just can't understand his lifestyle. It's so unhygienic that I can't go around his house, because I might catch the flu, bugs will nest under my skin, or something worse. The insects and mold are disgusting, and his clothes haven't been washed in 3 weeks.

by A Po' Mo'Fo August 9, 2008

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