Sans the skeleton

A very powerful character in UnderTale, he likes to make puns that his brother The Great Papyrus hates. Sans also appeared in Deltarune.
Quote from Deltarune:"too late. I already befriended your mom last night.

Guy 1: this box weighs a ton!
Guy 2: A skele-ton?
Guy 3: Please no, please don't make puns like Sans the skeleton...

Sans the skeleton by ARandomFurryBoi January 7, 2021

Knocking out a skeleton 

When you have been locked down for so long you have literally turned your dick into a skeleton, have no feeling left, and cannot complete the task, due to the lack of sex from too much wanking

I wish this Lockdown would finish

Why is that?

I've started knocking out a skeleton

Dude that's bad, you can't even try the stranger in that situation!

Knocking out a skeleton by Nesda February 12, 2021

Zach the skeleton 

A 8ft tall skeleton who is mostly chill and calm, he is kinda lazy at shit tho that “laziness” is a way of escapism. He is sociopathic and narcissistic, he has a couple of friends but he separates from them to be alone by himself, also he smokes alot..

I haven’t heard of Zach the skeleton in a long time, hopefully he’s somewhere out there…

Zach the skeleton by ADeadGiveAway November 7, 2021

ancient piano skeleton 

Stands for "Beautiful Wife"
fuck you kyle you fat fuck

I have an ancient piano skeleton!

ancient piano skeleton by gengrills December 12, 2023

ancient piano skeleton 

Stands for "Beautiful Wife" in the United Kingdom.

I have a ancient piano skeleton named Rebecca!

ancient piano skeleton by gengrills December 12, 2023

Sal The Skeleton 

Sal is probably the best person to ever live. He gets so many bitches, too many that he had to construct another house because they were overflowing.

Girl: " Sal the Skeleton has the biggest bone I've ever seen! "
Guy: " Sal made me gay "

Sal The Skeleton by CD__ April 6, 2024

2 Man Skeleton

2 men who have boners (hence skeleton) and stack face up on top of each other on a sled like LEGOs. The bottom guy reaches around and uses the top man’s boner like a controller so they know which way to lean on the sled as they barrel down the ice track. But def not gay.

Omg—did you see the 2 man skeleton in the Olympics? Why would anyone do that?

2 Man Skeleton by melissuhann February 22, 2026