Coventry Shower

When you rip a massive shit and instead of wiping away the remaining dookie from your bumhole like a civilized adult, you hop in the shower and send those little turdlets down the drain.

Eric, we are running low on TP, so you better take a Coventry Shower to tidy up your anus.

by Mizzlebone September 3, 2021

Drunken Shower

When someone snorts beer out of their mouth or nose and it sprays you right in the face

Guy #1: <coughs> (just took a swig of beer)
Guy #2: Dude what's your problem? Don't give people drunken showers all the time.

by quarterlife3 January 29, 2017

Hydrofluoric shower

When your allergic to water or have an autoimmune disorder and try to relax and take a nice shower

Person 1: how are you doing
Person 2: well I just took a hydrofluoric shower

by Isadaoverworkedbean March 11, 2020

Shower gremlin

A combination of loose hair and human cum found near the drain of a shower.

Jeff: I didn’t wash my nut down the drain and accidentally made a shower gremlin.

by RobtheKnob January 13, 2021

Eco Shower

the act of showering with more than one person for the benefit of using less water.

Me and this lady took an Eco Shower. I totally saved the environment!

by The Real Finkle February 12, 2012

Shower Jack

A little boy that finds out the wonders of masturbation while in the shower. When he gets older he is constantly in the shower for 2 hours at a time.

Jack : why does he take so long in the shower ?

Joe : because he is such a shower jack

by Hsbevebnsjchdbsnelfjbd d August 28, 2013

shag shower

A shower taken in expectation of having sex. The cleaning performed is more targeted on your junk than a regular shower.

I stopped off for a shag shower on my way to her place.

by stevejay October 28, 2010