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Hydrofluoric shower

When your allergic to water or have an autoimmune disorder and try to relax and take a nice shower
Person 1: how are you doing
Person 2: well I just took a hydrofluoric shower
by Isadaoverworkedbean March 11, 2020
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Shower gremlin

A combination of loose hair and human cum found near the drain of a shower.
Jeff: I didn’t wash my nut down the drain and accidentally made a shower gremlin.
by RobtheKnob January 13, 2021
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Shower Beer

A beer drink whilst having a shower. Useful for pre-loading, but also great for sexy time; combining the awesomeness of shower sex with the delicious taste of beer.
Girl: come join me for a shower beer?
Guy: I am there, with my beer.
by Katie P's Marky Mark May 4, 2019
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cowgirl shower

Using a detachable shower head and mounting it cowgirl style , usually with it set on pulse.
You were in the bathroom for an hour, you're smiling and your hair is dry. Did you just take a cowgirl shower?
by malakaifitzjones July 26, 2016
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Gayby Shower

An event put on by gay men (or women), much like a baby shower, to celebrate the conception and eventual birth of a child. At the center of the event is typically a fruit fly or same-sex couple. Activities at such an event include traditional baby shower games and decor typically includes brightly colored favors. Drinking heavily is not frowned upon at such an event.
The gayby shower last week was the first shower I've ever been to where the bears were covered in pink glitter but weren't stuffed.
by N8Mags February 20, 2013
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Californian Shower

When you stand under the place where the water is supposed to come out, but because of the low-flow device you don't really get wet.
I just don't have that clean feeling after that lame Californian shower.
by nsfwns February 20, 2013
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Shower Jack

A little boy that finds out the wonders of masturbation while in the shower. When he gets older he is constantly in the shower for 2 hours at a time.
Jack : why does he take so long in the shower ?

Joe : because he is such a shower jack
by Hsbevebnsjchdbsnelfjbd d August 28, 2013
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