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Gayby Shower

An event put on by gay men (or women), much like a baby shower, to celebrate the conception and eventual birth of a child. At the center of the event is typically a fruit fly or same-sex couple. Activities at such an event include traditional baby shower games and decor typically includes brightly colored favors. Drinking heavily is not frowned upon at such an event.
The gayby shower last week was the first shower I've ever been to where the bears were covered in pink glitter but weren't stuffed.
by N8Mags February 20, 2013
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nipple shower

A shower in which the faucet is placed low on the wall as such that when any person taller than 5’ 10” attempts to wash themselves, the stream of water will contact their body at a point no taller than their nipples. To wash one’s face/head it is necessary to squat in the shower which is of course awkward and uncomfortable.
Bob-"Dude this hotel sucks! I can't fit in that shower."
Andy-"Well if you weren't so freaking tall you wouldn't have a problem."
Bob- "I'm sick of staying in places with these Nipple Showers."
by Mc B July 5, 2010
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Drunken Shower

When someone snorts beer out of their mouth or nose and it sprays you right in the face
Guy #1: <coughs> (just took a swig of beer)
Guy #2: Dude what's your problem? Don't give people drunken showers all the time.
by quarterlife3 January 29, 2017
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Eco Shower

the act of showering with more than one person for the benefit of using less water.
Me and this lady took an Eco Shower. I totally saved the environment!
by The Real Finkle February 12, 2012
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Hydrofluoric shower

When your allergic to water or have an autoimmune disorder and try to relax and take a nice shower
Person 1: how are you doing
Person 2: well I just took a hydrofluoric shower
by Isadaoverworkedbean March 11, 2020
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Shower gremlin

A combination of loose hair and human cum found near the drain of a shower.
Jeff: I didn’t wash my nut down the drain and accidentally made a shower gremlin.
by RobtheKnob January 13, 2021
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shower hijack

When you start the shower in the morning to get it warm, but before you can get in, your significant other jumps in front of you.
This morning I started the shower to warm it up but my wife shower hijacked me
by diabolikal30 February 8, 2010
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