Shamalamadingdong

Used while shaking someone’s hand translates to “The last thing I touched was my dingdong”

-While shaking hands-
You: Shamalamadingdong
Them: what’s that mean?
You: The last thing I touched was my dingdong.
You: -gets on the floor and butt scoots away-

by ~Doggo~ November 25, 2017

Shamael

Shamael Is A Real Ninja He Dont Play By The Rules He Makes Them. You Say 2 + 2 = 4 But He Says 3-2= 1 And That’s What He Is 1 The 1 The Only. He Reads Between The Lines If There Isn’t Lines He Makes One. You Cross Him You Lost Him. Forever Getting His Lick Back. “Just Because Yall Hit The Same Hoe Don’t Mean We Equal Nigga” Most Likely Born In June. Has Fact Tattoos Are The Mark Of A Godly Man. Outfits Are Up To Par Even On His Off Day. Big Boy Trucks That Move Faster Then A Sports Car Come Equipped If Your Referring To A Shamael. Looks Are A 10 Outta 10. Have You Seen Boul ? Anyway Most Likey To Be Born In June. The 19th To Be Exact. Top Tier Rapper. Overall A Good Ni**a With Morals.

Hey How’s Your Ex ?

Idk I Only Dated Shamael & There’s No After Him.

by Fanofarealninja95 November 22, 2021

office shaman

like any great shaman, the office shaman is the guy with the vision ...but that's all he has to offer..the vision. the end result of what he wants and so desires. 75% of the time, his vision is pure genious, the other 25% of the time it's a wreck, but for that batting avg, everyone respects him. The problem with the shaman, like I said is they offer no path, no solution on how to achieve their vision which creates angst among his followers. The shaman is the one who coined the office phrase "figure it out", from which the other office phrase "WTF" orginated from. The office placebo's ultimate goal is to become a shaman, but it will never happen, cause like I said the office placebo is a complete fraud, does nothing and certainly could not come up with a vision.

Jackson: Wow, that was unbelievable ... I'm so charged up and excited as well as completely dumbfounded at the same time.
Murphy: I know, everytime I listen to Stefan, the office shaman, I feel the same way. The man is genius, but how the hell are we going to reduce expenses by 40% next month without doing away with our bagel friday's that everyone lives for.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

Shamal

Someone who thinks they’re/or their clique is the best. They beleive they’re better then everyone around them, and nobody is better then them. They are arrogant. But the reason they’re called shamal is because they actually aren’t good at all!

B Ro: Eh T, Grant thinks he’s so cool and better then everyone else eh buddy?
T: Yeah baud, it’s absolutely brutal chumps. He acts like such a freakin shamal
Bryce: Yeah T, it’s brutal Junior. He’s such a shamal

by Rondoe man February 20, 2022

shama lama ding dong

a faggy old song by Otis day and the Nights

shama lama lama shut the fuck up goddamn it

by instigationmachine May 12, 2004

Saimatsu

The shipping of Shuichi Saihara and Kaede (B)Akamatsu from Danganronpa V3
The absolute definition of forced.

It's the absolute worst ship in Danganronpa V3.
Oumasai is the best ship in Danganronpa V3.

Person 1: Saimatsu is my OTP!

Person 2: Sore wa chigau yo! Oumasai is where it's at, binch.

Person 3: Truer words have never been spoken.

Person 1: Frick y'all I'm goin' to Wendy's

by ☆Dangan_Trash♡ July 29, 2018

shamama

It's a nifty way to say mom.

My shamama said I could spend the night at your house.

by shova October 5, 2006