Jolynn Shannon

One of the best friends anyone could ask for! She’s literally perfection!

Did you see jolynn Shannon? She’s perfect!

by Itsmebitches0493 June 24, 2020

Shannon and Matthew

A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.

A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.

A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.

Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.

Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!

Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!

by anonymous xyz August 7, 2022

Queen Shannon's bday

Queen shannon's bday is the day when the queen of 🇵🇪 was born. Her birthday is celebrated the 14th september each year. As you should know, she's an important person so you must give her a chocolate ice cream cake.

Hey! It's Queen Shannon's bday let's go buy some chocolate ice cream cake.

by 1l1kepan1n1sx0x0 September 11, 2020

shannon and kyle

A set of twins that are truly really awesome

Hey, have you met Shannon and Kyle? They're so cool and they're twins too!

by sukiepookie April 23, 2018

Shannon

Someone who is unable to perform skill moves on pro clubs.

Come on cunt. Stop doing skills. Stop doing a shannon ya nut.

by Stop doing skills cunt June 13, 2018

shannon

really hot and sexy, 6'10, bald, really athletic, gets all bitches, steals everyones boyfriends cause shes so fit

"look over there"
"that's definitely a shannon"

by superfuncat2323 March 22, 2023

Shannon

She is a small, bitchy, fake friend, beautiful, nice when she wants to
Everyone loves her,

Shannon your beautiful

by Helli8o7 April 15, 2020