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Shannon Time

Phrase: To be notoriously late, with the intentions of being punctual.

When one has achieved the level of consistent tardiness to the degree that one's friends, family, and co-workers automatically add an additional 3 plus hours (up to several days) to any stated arrival time, therefore not to be frustrated by the lack of punctuality.
Brian, "Where's Tina with that side dish she promised to make?"
Alex, "She's probably on Shannon Time."
Brian, "So tomorrow then? Cool."
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Shannoned

To be denied a request for no reason
To have your idea be used after being reject by someone in charge
Did you ask about your idea?
Yes but it looks like I was shannoned
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miles shannon

miles shannon hes a nigger with a nigger freind
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Shannonisms

Phrases, words of wit and all-around funny statements said by St. Louis Cardinals radio broadcaster and former Cardinals player, Mike Shannon, who often says them while inebriated on air during a game
Mike Shannon: I wish you folks in St. Louis could see this moon!
Listener: (laughter)
Mike Shannon: It’s Mother’s Day, so to all the mothers out there, Happy Birthday!
Listener: Good ol’ Mike! The Shannonisms just keep coming!
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Shannon Burked

When you accidentally shoot your wife while using the dog as a silencer.
Mike went and Shannon Burked Lisa last night!
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Shannon Tuttle

A hot bitch that would make you fall in love within seconds but is a lesbian and always teaches you new stuff about girls every night
SHANNON TUTTLE WHY ARE YOU TEACHING ME ABOUT GIRLS PERIODS LOL
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Shannon

Where do we start !

Ohh yes shannon is a loving sexy ass male from crosstown that makes money and stay out the way he also likes to take people bitches by smiling at them while he looks deep into their soul but is loyal when he gets a lady he has a vibe you won’t find anywhere else and he’s funny so get you a Shannon !!
Woah is that Shannon sexy ass he fine asf I wanna drink his bath water
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