stanking

A fad similar to planking, popular in recent years among college-age youth, whereby photographs are taken of couples engaged in "underwater smoking" with the signs stating the prohibition of such activity appearing in the background. The subjects in these photographs can be either clothed or unclothed. A planking position is assumed by one party who positions his/her face directly in the twatular area of the other party and performs or simulates cunnilingus on the other party who may be reverse planking or in some other creative position.

Unimpressed by Shawna's dare to perform a planking stunt, when it was his turn, Everett challenged her to participate in a stanking photo. Pictures of them performing this stunt ended up in the newspaper the next day heavily censored, of course; but from their positions, and the sign behind them reading "underwater smoking is prohibited" it was all too obvious that they were engaged in a public, naked stanking.

by W. Wolfe October 18, 2012

sharking

Doing a backstroke with a boner.

Did you see Greg swimming with a protruding boner? He was totally sharking it!

by seanskiski July 4, 2014

salsa sharking

The act of having vaginal sex with a menstruating female.

Charlie's still in the shower. He salsa-sharked that chick from the party!

by The SARS Volta August 6, 2005

Sharking

Sharking is the technique with which one seeks out a sexual partner or "shark bait". When you see someone you would like to shark "putting on your fin" is the term used. This is imitating a shark fin on your head.

When a shark has been initiated another sharker cannot go for the same shark bait.

Katlin: "I've just seen a really hot man, I'm totally sharking him tonight....."
Colette: "Damn"
Wasfi: "Mate, this place is totally full of shark bait, my fin is on"

by Sharkers August 7, 2010

Sharking

The figure of eight motion the cat makes around your legs when it's waiting to be fed. The cat is circling your legs to stop you escaping until it has been fed, whilst herding you towards the food.

Sharking kills more people per year than real sharks.

"The damn cat is sharking the shit out of me"

"Look out, the cat's sharking"

by Word Messiah August 28, 2014

Shaking Murphi

v.t. to "mainline" low grade black tar heroin, usually in the men's room of a trainstaion with ditry toilet water

"dude, some asshole was shaking murphi in there." -or- "umm. . . . lets pawn the T.V. . . . . . so we can shake some more murphi."

by broseph duder June 19, 2008

Shaking the Change

Male masturbation.

If you put a handful of change in your front pocket and shake it, it looks like masturbation.

I walked in on my friend shaking the change to some hentai porn. Hella awkward.

by FuzzyYellowDuck December 17, 2008