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Shame wank

When you wank for so long and you have used up all your acceptable wank fantasies. You must then journey to the dark side of the wank, which is full of all the good looking people just too young to go out with in school.
Oh shit, there goes my last valid wank fantasy. I should stop before this turns into a shame wank.
by ShammyDooWop August 23, 2016
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shame folds

Damn girl, you lucky you got such a pretty face cause your shame folds are shameful!
by bebecb October 15, 2017
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Shameful Bidet

When you have no toilet paper, so you clean your dirty ass in the shower.
Man, because of the toilet paper shortage as a result of Coronavirus, I've had to shameful bidet every day!
by handerson1 March 15, 2020
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Jar of Shame

Jarius Shameus, also known as Conus Humilitus, is a jar that demands payment every time you fail. This payment may be made out in money, cookies, anything you find pleasant.
Fuckin Jar of Shame took my last free dollar. I need to do my damn homework every once in a while.
by Rebexxa October 28, 2010
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Bin-Shamed

When the cleaner visibly (sometimes with an audible gasp) judges you by the contents of your office bin. Typically copious volumes of sweet and cake wrappers, energy drink cans and the occasional condom wrapper.
"I ate a whole tub of Celebrations at work today and was totally bin-shamed by the cleaner!"
by Patty O'Doors March 10, 2023
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Walk of shame

1. When you slept with a guy in his family's house only to wake up in the morning having to take the walk of shame for having banged and slept with their beloved family member.

2. When you wake up in a guy's bed to his parents barging into the room, livid and yelling the mother escorts you out the house as you are half dressed and full of shame.
Cara: "so me and joey snuck into his parents house to have sex, in the middle of the night. After we fell asleep by accident and woke up in the morning naked under the sheets to the entire family watching me in disgust. I had to take the walk of shame} past his whole family feeling like a slut till I uber'd home.
by Homebodie August 29, 2017
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Banana Shaming

Making fun of the way a person eats a banana, in a sexual way. Usually they broke banana eating rules.

Refer to the banana eating rules

1. Never close your eyes

2. Never make eye contact

3. Fast bites, Can't have that banana more than 1 second in your mouth

4. Small Bites, can't take bites of more than 4cm
Archie: Betty totally gobbled that banana, she took 1/2 of it in her mouth at once.

Veronica: Hey, stop banana shaming her.
by SerialMind July 25, 2014
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