Crouton Savage

A person who insidiously steals your croutons from your ever so delicious Caesar salad. Along with croutons, they also tend to steal those awesome tasty chunks of parmasean. These beings will go to extreme measures just to take your croutons, usually they will stab you with their fork in the process, but the barbaric extremities vary based on who the savage is.

Jimmy: Dude hide your salad right now!
Paul: What why?
Jimmy: Because Kimmy's coming over here!
Paul: I don't--
Jimmy: Hurry up and do it Paul!
Paul: (hides salad) Why?
Jimmy: she's crouton savage. (Lifts sleeve to show scars). That's why.
Paul: is that from a fork?

by CouldntDecide December 18, 2014

23 savage

Another Fake Ass Wanna Be

Da boul 23 Savage A Clown

by Gybricks March 25, 2017

the year of the savage

No "gonna", no complaints, put on your big girl panties and fuckin go.

2017 is the year of the savage.

by Sophisticated Savage January 1, 2017

savage god

Andres and Nicholas are savages

They are fucking savage gods

by Hi 123456788 February 3, 2017

savage af

when someone commits an act which shows no disregard for feelings nor privacy

Jenny fucked Jessica's dad. Jenny is savage af

by Sveriges Kellivision January 5, 2016

queen savage

A bitch.
She rules the world.
Better that a trap queen.

Jayla is not a queen savage.

by immarealniggs March 21, 2015

king savage

It is someone who shows no fear towards anyone while doing or saying anything. Like King Savage.

Trevor: I am King Savage niggas. Bow down!
*everyone bows down*

by realsavagen8ggas January 19, 2015