Sports Muff

The nether-regions of a female after a sporting event.

I got a good taste of Melissa’s sports muff last night after her soccer practice.

by Rook34 November 8, 2023

sports writer

noun

1 : one who is not a very good writer

2 : an oxymoron

sports writer : First of all let me say to begin with that Jamal Reynolds is in my own personal opinion a draft bust.

regular writer : In my personal opinion drafting Jamal Reynolds was a bad decision for the Green Bay Packers.

by Dirk The Daring December 6, 2010

Nerd Sport

A game that game enthusiasts (mainly nerds/geeks) watch or play for entertainment.

DUDE! DID YOU SEE THE MATCH BETWEEN LiquidTLO AND aTnDarKFoRcE IN STARCRAFT II ON YOUTUBE!? IT WAS FREAKIN' AMAZING!

YEAH I SAW IT! ONE OF THE COMMENTS MENTIONED WHAT I WAS THINKING: "THIS IS A NERD SPORT!"

by Ophaq August 20, 2011

sporting cane

To have an erection a.k.a. "wood". Coined by Stephen Colbert.

I was sporting cane after seeing the new Jessica Alba flick.

by EvanB September 25, 2007

egay sports

Egay sports Its in the gay

I don't even know anything just a random thing i saw just egay sports breh

by Oleeeeeeee June 1, 2022

underground sport

An underground sport is one that is too risky for the general public. Players establish a sense of community with each other through dangerous acts and it is considered separate from the community of their city or town. So basically, only badasses can play them.

Skateboarding is an underground sport because players share a sense of thrill and danger with each other.

Street hockey is an underground sport.

Hacky-Sack is not an underground sport.

by Falken801 November 13, 2013

Sport cunt

A "sport cunt" is just some piece of ass that you fuck, but have no intention of being involved in a relationship with the rest of the body.

Yeah, I fucked Kellie last night, but she’s just a sport cunt, I won’t be taking her out on public!

by Richter Ass June 20, 2019