by The sexyest man alive February 7, 2021
Get the mexican sniffermug. by JJ377 August 9, 2020
Get the Snow Sniffermug. Mr Hook turned the corner onto Sheriff Street, just in time to see Miss Reidy, the new teacher, dismount from her bicycle, a shiny red Raleigh in the Dutch style, and head into the sweet shop. She was in her mid 20s and had started teaching the fourth class in the boys primary school last September, fresh from teacher training college.
Her black leather saddle shone like an old fashioned constable’s boots. There was no one else on the street. It was a warm summer morning, and Miss Reidy had only been wearing a light rayon skirt. But what if he was caught? The boys went to that school, it would surely come back to Ingrid and then he’d be out on his ear again.
If Mr Hook was quick he would have just enough time. He looked left and right, and as he drew level with the bicycle, dropped his head and took a long, deep inhalation of her sharp, rich scent.
He closed his eyes to savour the aroma and rose slowly to find his way blocked by the figure of Miss Reidy, a waxed paper packet of bullseyes in her hand.
“My, my, you are a dirty boy” she intoned slowly, raising an eyebrow and popping a bullseye between her cherry red lips, “who would have thought we had a naughty little saddle sniffer in town”.
Her black leather saddle shone like an old fashioned constable’s boots. There was no one else on the street. It was a warm summer morning, and Miss Reidy had only been wearing a light rayon skirt. But what if he was caught? The boys went to that school, it would surely come back to Ingrid and then he’d be out on his ear again.
If Mr Hook was quick he would have just enough time. He looked left and right, and as he drew level with the bicycle, dropped his head and took a long, deep inhalation of her sharp, rich scent.
He closed his eyes to savour the aroma and rose slowly to find his way blocked by the figure of Miss Reidy, a waxed paper packet of bullseyes in her hand.
“My, my, you are a dirty boy” she intoned slowly, raising an eyebrow and popping a bullseye between her cherry red lips, “who would have thought we had a naughty little saddle sniffer in town”.
by DCor April 22, 2023
Get the saddle sniffermug. noun. somebody who snorts drugs. The range of drugs is quite extensive, however cocaine is the connotation.
Teresa walked outside. JayJay laughed. "So you're a chalk-sniffer now?" Teresa rolled her eyes, "At least I ain't hooked to heroin."
by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯dead January 2, 2017
Get the chalk-sniffermug. 
A female who has tried every sexual position including 'joystick joyride' and even 'passion propellor' and wants to indulge in something new, so she goes around and sporadically smells random girls clits; this kind of girl purely likes the aroma produced by the juices of the different kinds of clits (i.e. muffs and so forth). She is a horndog, and an avid chef and baker so she likes to experiment with girls in regards to sampling the pungent smells emitted by their clits.
That girl is a total clit sniffer. I saw her through my window sniffing her mom's clit under the kitchen table. Even werider is that her dogs were sniffing her clit at the same time! That chick is a complete HD as well as a CS.
by Laura Mayer February 19, 2008
Get the Clit Sniffermug. by Therrick September 11, 2016
Get the Shit sniffermug.