Smircle Jerk

A group of men standing in a circle masterbating much like "circle jerk" however with this version each participant must be holding a half smile or a smirk to make things even more enjoyable.

That guy over there is lookin at me like he wants to have a quick smircle jerk, creepy

by Imbadatthis September 10, 2010

smift

short for semi-fat, any state between slim and fat

damn, fat bob joined track and became smift in 3 months!

by birendra gangar September 7, 2012

smif

1. A firearm, usually semiautomatic. Also can be a pistol.
2. One of the rappers in the rap duo "Smif-n-Wessun", most famous for the song "Bucktown".

Person 1: Man you better be careful in that neighborhood.
Person 2: Don't worry about me, I'm good as long as I got my smif at my side.

Person 1: Rap today sucks, do you know any good rap artists?
Person 2: Yeah man, check out some stuff from smif n wessun, theyre pretty tight.

by Brrrrrrraaaat Young Buck November 8, 2006

smirnoff whore

someone who only drinks cheap booze, such as smirnoff vodka, which sucks

man your such a smirnoff whore, buy something else for a change

by plalalalalalalalalalalalalalal October 27, 2008

Smirking Off

Jacking off in class to a hot chick.

Yo, this kid in class was totally smirking off to that new chick.

by Jason Pogany April 20, 2010

Smirking

Smirking a form of white privilege if you are white

That white boy is smirking at that Native American he must be using his white privilege

by Smirking February 8, 2019

smarf

An interjection in which one expresses anguish or annoyance

(Billy trips and falls): SMARF!

by Audiosmile January 14, 2008