skip the dipshit

When a food delivery service processes your order but doesn't deliver because you didn’t tip.

Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.

by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021

Vinyl skipped a groove

To forget something that should be obvious. A brain fart.

Monica: I thought you said we were going to hang out Friday?
Terence: Sorry, my vinyl skipped a groove.

by Guess Who?????? September 12, 2014

Skip Campagne

A website that is defenitly clusterfucked. A website that is sooo enorm ugly or not usable

What a ugly website, this is a Skip Campagne i think

by Tim van Weegberg February 4, 2021

skipper, Skip

Columbian snow in the form of powder.

Hey Bill, you got any skip? You think we can skip tonight. Might have to Twicks for the skip. We need some skipper tonight, damnit. The man asked the boy for some skipper, skip in order to skip his way to freedom.

by Mickey Avalonia October 10, 2007

skip nasty

A noun for a failure.

Someone who lies by telling his friends to watch him get first place in the top heat of the 100 yd backstroke. When in actuality he gets last place in the 2nd heat with a time of either 1:21 or 1:23.

by squintyeyes January 17, 2005

Skip n Dip

When you decide to skip class so you dip out of school right before the bell rings.

Person 1: Yo, did u see Alex earlier?
Person 2: Yea, he just Skip n Dipped like right before 4th period.
Person 1: I kinda feel him there. Math class is dumb anyway. Where is he now?
Person 2: He just posted on his story that he's out getting Taco Bell right now.

by Nukaslayer 235 November 1, 2021

Skip under a rainbow

Your going to KYS

Wyd today

I’m going to skip under a rainbow

by Willysniffer June 14, 2022