itchy salsa

when you poop and dont wipe good enough, after effects 'itchy salsa'

Chandler exited the bathroom with an upset face, then proclaimed "we ran out of toilet paper, now i have itchy salsa!"

by burgerlurker February 10, 2015

salsa fucked

to be prepared for something and then you are unable to fulfil your desire (refered to oftenly to being unable to get the salsa at the dinner table)

expecting a snowday on the next day

nick- "dude ima pull an all nighter, if we end up havin school tomorrow im so salsa fucked"

ryan- "yea havin school would fuck us over"

by the untamable beast February 6, 2009

Salsa Shark

Term coined by randal in the movie clerks. A salsa shark is created when one swims a nacho point up in some salsa.

Da Duh Da Duh Da Duh, were gonna need a bigger boat!
man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, sharks in the salsa, our sharks, salsa sharks.

by Koko November 28, 2004

Silana

Pronounced (Sil-lawn-uh) Canadian origin

An angelic and uplifting spirit responsible for tending to those whom have been wounded/discarded by others, A spiritual healer of the hearts. A Silana is a VERY rarely seen form as so far there are only reports of one in exsistance, photographic proof is in short supply as a Silana is easily frightened and will take to the skies with little to no warning upon wings of luminous white.

I once felt lost until an angel lit my way upon the road to happiness, She called herself Silana

by Suka/RyRy December 16, 2010

Canadian Salsa

To shit, or fart, in ones denim jeans.

Whoa Davey! Did you just make some Canadian Salsa?

by nohbudi July 25, 2007

Salsa Pussy

A woman who was large and long periods containing a sizeable amount of humongous chunks, and will get men into bed with her during this.

Dude, don't EVER sleep with her. She's a Salsa Pussy.

by GrossedOutSoFuckingbadly April 26, 2010

silabsoft

People called 'silabsoft' are also known as 'son of a bitch', 'transvestite' and always fail at life.
The only thing a silabsoft does is bitching about her jaba clinet n wut.

Hey, I'm Silabsoft and I use moparscapers to get my money with my client.

by clinet April 3, 2008