cowgirl shower

Using a detachable shower head and mounting it cowgirl style , usually with it set on pulse.

You were in the bathroom for an hour, you're smiling and your hair is dry. Did you just take a cowgirl shower?

by malakaifitzjones July 26, 2016

Californian Shower

When you stand under the place where the water is supposed to come out, but because of the low-flow device you don't really get wet.

I just don't have that clean feeling after that lame Californian shower.

by nsfwns February 20, 2013

shower hijack

When you start the shower in the morning to get it warm, but before you can get in, your significant other jumps in front of you.

This morning I started the shower to warm it up but my wife shower hijacked me

by diabolikal30 February 8, 2010

nipple shower

A shower in which the faucet is placed low on the wall as such that when any person taller than 5’ 10” attempts to wash themselves, the stream of water will contact their body at a point no taller than their nipples. To wash one’s face/head it is necessary to squat in the shower which is of course awkward and uncomfortable.

Bob-"Dude this hotel sucks! I can't fit in that shower."
Andy-"Well if you weren't so freaking tall you wouldn't have a problem."
Bob- "I'm sick of staying in places with these Nipple Showers."

by Mc B July 5, 2010

flake shower

The rain of dandruff that comes off your head when you scratch.

When Joe scratched his head, the flake shower that came off him rivaled that of Ally Sheedy in the Breakfast Club when she made it snow on her drawing.

by vwallac October 31, 2008

shower master

An ugly brown fob kid that showers with men in the change room, even when a shower is not needed for his enlarged, and flabby body. When skyping or face timing this person, his camera is fogged up and seems to be in a showering environment.

Hey look! There's a shower master.

by humza freakin choudhary March 28, 2014

Shower Beer

A beer drink whilst having a shower. Useful for pre-loading, but also great for sexy time; combining the awesomeness of shower sex with the delicious taste of beer.

Girl: come join me for a shower beer?
Guy: I am there, with my beer.

by Katie P's Marky Mark May 4, 2019