The act of finding something out on television (a talk show, local news, etc...). This is in reference to the talk show hosted by Jerry Springer. The news can vary, you may find out your dad likes to dress up in women's clothes or you could find out your wife has been cheating on you with a horse.
I was in Springer Shock! My girlfriend and my dad! Man, that is messed up!
Matthew got a Springer Shock when he found out Donna was having girl on girl action with his Grandma.
Matthew got a Springer Shock when he found out Donna was having girl on girl action with his Grandma.
by taxingtacos September 15, 2010
Get the Springer Shockmug. When someone loses control and says the most unspeakable, inhumane sentence known to man. Inspiration for the word comes from the icon "ShockZy", because he is unhinged.
by Inkmale October 19, 2022
Get the Shock Effectmug. The sexual act in which a woman shoves a live taser, face out, up her ass-hole. Then the man attempts to engage in anal sex with the woman while receiving extreme shocks and burns to his cock
Becky: hey girl, hey. Guess what... Bobby tried to fuck me so I pulled the shock dock
Julia: Oh snap his cock will be burning for days
Julia: Oh snap his cock will be burning for days
by Joadydahman507 November 20, 2009
Get the The Shock Dockmug. Being overwhelmed by an abundance of choices, or stimuli in general.
Refers to the mental state of a ferret in a chicken coop, unable to choose a single bird among the panicked flock to attack.
Refers to the mental state of a ferret in a chicken coop, unable to choose a single bird among the panicked flock to attack.
Sally went into ferret shock when her favorite bling shop had a fire sale.
Johnny forgot to take his ADD meds, so he was totally ferret shocked at the carnival.
Johnny forgot to take his ADD meds, so he was totally ferret shocked at the carnival.
by GreyStork June 20, 2008
Get the ferret shockmug. Departing from California airport: "I wonder what the weather is like at home"
Arriving in Seattle: "Wow, It's raining sideways." "I'm going into Climate Shock."
Arriving in Seattle: "Wow, It's raining sideways." "I'm going into Climate Shock."
by awesomefreckle April 4, 2010
Get the Climate Shockmug. Catchword from 2003 used originally to describe a part of the Baghdad bombing campaign by the US. May or may not have actually happened. A prime example of irrational excitement over something taken out of context.
I've been watching the US Iraq bombings waiting to see this shock and awe thing everyone has been talking about.
by phasesout October 26, 2005
Get the Shock and Awemug. A girl who goes to BSGE and the only thing shoking about her, is her weight. she needs to go on a diet or sumthin cuz that bitch it chunky. if she sat on me, i'd probably die.
Rachel: Hey do you kno Sofia Shocking?
Jamal: Yea, dat fat ass girl right?
Rachel: Yea she needs to go on a diet.
Jamal: Werd. I'd never tap that.
Rachel: Haha.
Jamal: Yea, dat fat ass girl right?
Rachel: Yea she needs to go on a diet.
Jamal: Werd. I'd never tap that.
Rachel: Haha.
by Sexy Chickkk May 1, 2008
Get the sofia shockingmug.