Ricter Scale

The scale of the intensity of the need to expel a "running-induced crap." 1 would be slight abdominal pain; 10 would be an explosion capable of setting the sky on fire.

"I was so humiliated when I hit a 10 on the Ricter scale at the last mile of my long run. At my running buddies bought me beers afterward to make their making fun of me bearable."

by AP Styles August 8, 2009

face scale

a quick way of displaying emotion when you cant be arsed showing said emotions

john: you ok?, dave: sad face, john: ohhh right, dave: just sad face, john: you n that damn face scale

by kyranist July 19, 2011

fish scale

wrote a cutter up my hand

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by 4kt123 February 4, 2022

Hitchcock Scale

Much like the Richter Scale measures the strength of an earthquake, the Hitchcock Scale measures the strength of a sneeze. The scale goes from 1 to 10 where 10 is the highest. A sneeze measuring 1 is basically that of a very polite grandmother, barely a "psst." Whereas a 10 is a sneeze that results in death.

Sandy: "God bless you!"
Jon: "Thanks... that was at least an 8 on the Hitchcock Scale. I sharted and I'm still seeing spots."

by the creeper July 30, 2020

scale party

A scale party is a social gathering among friends or acquaintances, typically held after a bulk purchase of items such as food, spices, or other goods that are sold at a discount in large quantities. During a scale party, the purchased items are weighed out using a scale and then divided into smaller portions among the attendees, allowing everyone to take home a fair share of the goods. Participants may also use the occasion to sample the items and share recipes or tips. The scale party is a fun and practical way to save money by purchasing in bulk while also fostering a sense of community among friends.

Last weekend, me and my buddies got together for a scale party to divvy up some spices we bought in bulk, and it was awesome! We weighed everything out, tried some new flavors, and had a great time hanging out and catching up.

by Spankbank April 16, 2023

The Ines Scale

the rating of different driveways using a driveway that is very rough and requires a 4x4 vehicle.

me-“Hey dad, we have to take steve home.”

dad- “Okay, how does it rate on the ines scale?”
me- “it’s uphill but paved so about a 3”
dad- “okay so we can take the car.”

by 123beetree June 9, 2019

Scaling the Fish

Oral sex performed upon a female. Aka "eating out".

"I enjoy Scaling the Fish, but only if I get dome first."

by Shaquan Johnson September 30, 2008